109. Michael Myers Resplendent

The Mountain Goats consider the man himself and the man playing him in “Michael Myers Resplendent.”

Track: “Michael Myers Resplendent”
Album: Heretic Pride (2008)

John Darnielle’s personal interests are varied. He loves boxing, professional wrestling, and metal. He’s done a wrestling album and there are a half-dozen songs in the catalog that are directly about boxing. The metal influences can be harder to spot. The trappings of metal (darkness, macabre elements, horror, etc.) are certainly present, but my knowledge of that world only goes so far. I’m not a horror fan and as much as I love the Goats, I can’t get into everything John Darnielle loves the way he can.

The thing is: that’s okay. You don’t need to love wrestling to listen to Beat the Champ. You don’t even need to have seen Halloween II to appreciate “Michael Myers Resplendent.” You just need to know that the slasher gets burned in a house fire. You can handle the rest in your mind.

“Resplendent” means “attractive or impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.” It comes from the Latin verb for “to shine” and shares space in our language with “splendid.” It’s a truly fantastic word that doesn’t get used very often. It’s rare that “resplendent” is the exact word you need. It is the exact word for a man ablaze not emerging victorious from something. He’s a force of nature, less a man than an idea, and he’s not the “winner.” John Darnielle wants you to consider the monster in its final moments. Even if you can’t pity this character, you can appreciate that the victory for the other characters has another side.

Darnielle includes enough detail in the song that you can tell it’s about the actor portraying Michael Myers. The song works when just describing the character, but it adds an extra element of sadness given the preparation it takes just to play the doomed monster’s role.

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