390. Thanks for the Dress

“Thanks for the Dress” is pretty straightforward, but only after you learn what you’re looking at.

Track: “Thanks for the Dress”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

I am truly amazed sometimes at the detail you can find online. Before you read further, especially if you don’t already know, listen to “Thanks for the Dress” and guess at the meaning first. I spent plenty of time studying the humanities and I really love ancient mythology, but I would not have been able to pick out the story of Medea, who married Jason but was betrayed and later gave Jason’s new wife a cursed dress. I can’t imagine John Darnielle thought people who listened to Hot Garden Stomp would get it, but someone left an uncited notation on the Mountain Goats Wiki that explains the reference. This seems to refer to this screening of a film in 2015. Mystery solved, if that’s what you’re in it for.

The sound quality is especially rough on this one, with the samples that open the song very loud and shocking. This does work with the song and it puts you in the right headspace, but still, your experience may be impacted. I started this project years ago primarily motivated by a desire to go through every song, even the ones I didn’t spend much time with during normal listening. One such song was always “Thanks for the Dress.” I can see both sides of the argument about researching meaning in that it is less mysterious now that I see the code but also that it takes on so much more meaning. I’d never say anyone who held either position was wrong, but the title is so much more delicious when you imagine the shift in meaning just a little while later.

389. 15-1

Two people take a trip down the highway, or at least hope to do just that, in “15-1.”

Track: “15-1”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

There exists a “15-2” that we won’t really talk about much, but I encourage you to hear it and contrast it with “15-1.” The naming convention is obviously a connection and it may go deeper, but I think the one actually released on Hot Garden Stomp is the better song. I’m surprised to hear a much younger John Darnielle internally rhyme “moonbeams” with “sweet cream” but you have to appreciate it within the context. This feels like a song about young love, about a time when thirty dollars and another night or two with someone is just about as big as you’ll let yourself dream. That never really goes away, but it feels like such a young narrator to me. I’m sure I’m falling prey to the problem of picturing John Darnielle as the narrator, which we must never do, but the high pitch and 1993 just sorta does the lifting for you.

I think this is in the top half of Hot Garden Stomp, but I can understand why it never found that sweet spot of songs that show up in the solo set every now and again. This one is pretty directly about romantic love, and it’s a little more physical than a lot of them ever got. “Just an old sweet song made new by your body” is not especially explicit, but it takes you to a more specific place than some of the grander emotional directions from some of the other songs. There’s something intimate here that mixes so well with the guitar and the word choice. You could miss this one, but I encourage you to close your eyes and listen again.

388. Feed This End

A sweet, complex love song, “Feed This End” stands out among the early tracks of the Mountain Goats.

Track: “Feed This End”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

Every now and again, John Darnielle talks about the times that he thought the Mountain Goats were coming to an end. He references those times to talk about when the band was a hobby and nowhere near a profession. It’s weird to talk about fame or success in a world that’s so bifurcated, but the Mountain Goats of today are unquestionably, wildly successful compared to their earlier versions. The band now is a four-piece, at least the touring version is, and they play rooms much larger than The Duke Coffeehouse where you would have found John Darnielle in 1997. At that show, John Darnielle thanked “Johnny Nall,” known to most fans as Jon Nall, arguably the most “famous” Mountain Goats fan who set up a quasi-official website and transcribed so much of what we have to go on from the early days. It was a different time, is what I’m getting at.

The recording from that night in the coffee shop includes one of the only recordings of “Feed This End” you can find easily online. John Darnielle introduces the song as “a very old love song,” which makes it now a very, very old love song. The recording on Hot Garden Stomp is a little difficult to listen to, as is that live version. This is just the cost of reaching back three decades to listen to where it all began. The sound quality may suffer, but the message absolutely does not. A lot of the early songs can feel slight compared to the recent output, but this one is undeniably sweet. I encourage you to push through and to sit with it until it gets inside your bones.

387. Fresh Cherries in Trinidad

“Fresh Cherries in Trinidad” may not be coming to a live show near you, but it’s an interesting sign of the times.

Track: “Fresh Cherries in Trinidad”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

A few years ago, John Darnielle stopped posting on Tumblr. I get the sense that most people did at about the same time. I was never a heavy user, I used it for a writing project for a year and abandoned mine. It’s a quirky platform, with timestamps stored on the archive page but not available on individual pages. This is a long introduction just for one word, but I encourage everyone with an interest in the band to dig through more than this page, where John Darnielle said a little bit about every song on Hot Garden Stomp and if he’d play them again. About “Fresh Cherries in Trinidad” he just said “nope.”

The arc of the Mountain Goats is long at this point. You can trace the emotional intensity from the very first songs to the most recent ones but the music itself is radically different. I think you could find a way to say “Fresh Cherries in Trinidad” is the logical predecessor, but I think you’d be reaching. The early keyboard preset songs are part of the journey, to be sure, but they’re out of place even sometimes on the old albums.

John Darnielle dismissed it with one word, but that’s just in reference to if he would play it at a live show. I don’t think you could do this one justice outside of the style it’s presented it, but there are elements that would work. I like the phrasing of “I feel things occasionally like this.” You can see the songwriter that would emerge, but you should also enjoy what he was doing at the time.

386. Ice Blue

“Ice Blue” does a whole lot with very little language.

Track: “Ice Blue”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

It is not strictly correct to say that the Mountain Goats don’t write love songs, but your definition of a love song must bend a little bit for a lot of them. John Darnielle has a habit of saying “this is a love song” before playing something that may or may not be a love song as I understand the term. You can’t really be right or wrong about this sort of thing, but it’s all part of the game. This becomes less true the further back you go, with “Ice Blue” as a prime example.

There are 40 words in “Ice Blue” and that includes a repeated line. My word counter tool estimates the speaking time at 14 seconds. I don’t have the stats on this because even I’m not this crazy, but this might be the least amount of words in a Mountain Goats song. Up against “Going to Japan” from the same album, it sounds like an entirely different band wrote this one. Even with those limitations, you have the perfect choice of a line, the fourth line’s “ha ha ha // ha ha ha.” You might call that lazy, but an extreme pivot to mania in a love song is pretty appropriate, I’d say.

It all culminates in an expression of pure love: “thought that I knew what colors were // before I saw you // ice blue.” It’s simple, really, but when you’re in that moment looking into someone’s eyes, this is how you feel. The songs become much more complex than “Ice Blue” but the thing is, I don’t think you can improve on this if you want someone to picture this exact moment.

385. Going to Japan

With a long outro and a lot of words for two minutes, John Darnielle shows us the explosion in “Going to Japan.”

Track: “Going to Japan”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

John Darnielle once said of “Going to Japan” that it was one of his better songs from the era. He also said he doubted he’d ever play it live, which seems to be true as far as the usual sources are concerned. The thing about those sources is that they’ll never be 100% accurate, but I think it’s a safe bet this one hasn’t seen the light of day at least in the last two decades. It really is one of the better ones from the early period, but more than that it serves as a sampler of John Darnielle’s early tactics. It opens with repetition that breaks your concentration and forces you to focus despite the recording quality. It uses strong imagery (“a sweet metallic taste in my mouth”) but also bizarre wordplay (“there’s life and liberty on my tongue”). There’s at least one phrase to hold on to (“there’s a coat on my shoulders, midnight connections”) and it all devolves into mad strumming. I don’t think it’s the best song from the era (or on the album) but it’s quite the combination of so many early Mountain Goats elements.

The ending is long enough that it lets you sit with the song’s themes. “There’s a one-way ticket in my hot little hand // and I’m kissing your eyelids and I’m going to Japan” is just enough information to know this is all about to blow up, and we’re left to assume that strumming is the sound of it actually blowing up. We usually don’t get to hear the climax, so it’s an interesting choice to hold the camera here for this long.

384. Love Hymn to Aphrodite

A narrator describes quite the sight on a very specific day in July in “Love Hymn to Aphrodite.”

Track: “Love Hymn to Aphrodite”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

There are a handful of songs from the original cassettes where John Darnielle recites the date before the song. “Love Hymn to Aphrodite” is one such song, where he says “the actual date is the 17th of April.” He has to say “the actual date” to differentiate from the song, where the narrator says “it’s the 18th of July.” What is the significance of this date? Is this a reference to the Battle of the Allia, where invading forces started a sack of Rome? The Romans called Aphrodite Venus, so probably not, but is it still important that we marvel at the fact that Tacitus listed the exact date in his history? It was 2,400 years ago, but we can tell you it was also on a Sunday, assuming Tacitus got it right. Assuming, very broadly and probably incorrectly, that this was the 18th of July in 1992, that was also the date of the very first photo ever uploaded online. An auspicious day!

More likely, this is a date chosen to add some specificity, much like a lot of the locations in the “Going to…” series. You need that for this one because there isn’t much, otherwise. The narrator tells us someone is floating and spinning in perfect circles, then asks “what, what are you doing?” The ending is curious and then devolves into rapid bongos or other drums played by hand. This is a weird one, and a tough one to relate to the title, but I love the choice to pick a date for a song like this. It makes you wonder why that one, when in reality you know that question is unanswerable.

243. Water Song II

Preparations are made for an event of high importance in “Water Song II.”

Track: “Water Song II”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

“Whoever wrote these lyrics, he really does seem to say a lot of words.” – John Darnielle

The above quote comes from this City Winery show. In April of 2016, the Mountain Goats played three shows at City Winery in Chicago and three in New York. Most were taped and I suggest you listen to them, especially if you’ve never been able to see the band play live. The ensemble works well in this setting and it’s a great way to hear some of the earlier songs played in a new way.

That said, the only live performance I can find of “Water Song II” is from the solo set at one of those shows. John Darnielle plays it straight and while it would be great to hear with drums and horns, it’s just as interesting to hear the “original” version.

“Water Song II” really is wordy, even for a Mountain Goats song. Our narrator tells someone to expect water and lots of it, over and over. “When my friend gets here he will set things right,” they tell us, and this friend continues to be “splashing and gurgling for you.” You get the sense that exactly what’s happening here doesn’t really matter so much as the feeling of impending action. Much like flowing water, something inevitable is coming.

“The Water Song” that forces this one to have a “two” designation is from just the year before in 1992. The connection seems to be around water as a force. In the former song, one person uses water as a metaphor to tell another how they feel. In “Water Song II,” it’s less about feeling and more about doing, but it’s still about something that’s been coming on strong and is just about to happen, whether you’re ready or not.

166. Sun Song

A frustrated narrator speaks about their relationship in gardening terms in “Sun Song.”

Track: “Sun Song”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

The early recordings can be tough on the ears. The production on Hot Garden Stomp is poor, no doubt, but it’s still the same John Darnielle. He once went through every song on the album and described the likelihood of him playing any of them ever again at a live show, and while you aren’t going to hear “Sun Song” on the summer tour this year, you can hear the seeds of every song that followed it.

The narrator yells at a partner about their shortcomings through an extended gardening metaphor. It starts easy, but as John Darnielle tortures the metaphor we begin to feel the pain of the speaker. “There are certain gardening skills that you don’t have yet,” they bark, and we know this is about something very important to them. “There are certain gardening secrets you don’t know,” they conclude, with a finality that no one else could deliver.

I’d understand any fan that had difficulty getting into the early stuff, but “Sun Song” features a set of lines that explains John Darnielle’s humor and writing technique better than most:

“You said the soil looked nitrogen poor
Well, don’t you worry about the soil looking nitrogen poor
I think that’s my problem if the soil is nitrogen poor
But for myself it looks kind of nitrogen rich”

The extended use of “poor” drills the point home. It’s repetitive to the point of being almost silly, but that reinforces how insistent this narrator is about what they feel. They will not be swayed and, in fact, are entrenched in an opposite position. They’re talking about something bigger than mulch and plants, but we’ve all had this argument. It looks funny when you’re outside looking in, but if you’re the one defending the plants, then dammit, they’re fine.

159. Beach House

“Beach House” is about the danger of seals (yes, seals), but it’s also about how love clouds our judgement.

Track: “Beach House”
Album: Hot Garden Stomp (1993)

The typical Mountain Goats song is about a miserable and/or lonely person processing one or more events that have led them to their current state. This is an oversimplification, but the themes of loneliness, displacement, and fear about not making great use of time and relationships are consistent in the catalog.

It hasn’t always been that way. The early Mountain Goats albums have more “funny” songs, which is always the way John Darnielle describes them. He’s told a story several times on stage about playing songs at an open mic in his early days and hearing someone tell their friend that “this guy is funny.” Obviously present-day John Darnielle doesn’t want to be known that way, but the songs exist all the same. He appreciates the fans and understands the devotion to the “old stuff,” so every now and again he digs into the back catalog and plays something like “Beach House.”

“Beach House” is about seals. The beat is catchy, but really the song will stick with you because 11 of the 16 lines include the word “seal.” The narrator is insistent with someone that they need to respect the power and hatred that is innate in seals. That probably sounds ridiculous to you, but you really need to hear it to believe it. “Now when I say that the seal is vicious, I use the term advisedly,” is a truly inspired line.

John Darnielle says this narrator is “neurotic, but not psychotic” and that they want someone they love to not move away. Many early Goats narrators are in love and don’t know how to express it well, but I can’t think of a worse plan than “you can’t leave me, what if the seals get you?”