585. Going to Buffalo

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Our narrator in “Going to Buffalo” has a lot to say about their partner, but it feels like an incomplete picture.

Track: “Going to Buffalo”
Album: Unreleased

At an Extra Glenns show in 1995 at The Empty Bottle, Franklin Bruno asked John Darnielle if he wanted to play a song that Bruno had just heard for the first time a few hours earlier. You can hear that here. The only other version of “Going to Buffalo” is part of a leak that someone found through a music sharing site. If it hadn’t been played live I would probably leave it off this list and honestly, it gets really murky here as we get into the final fifty songs.

The Empty Bottle is the first place I ever saw the Mountain Goats (though not that show) and it’s a really great venue, still. The Goats are playing bigger venues these days, but I encourage you to stop in for a beer at least if you’re ever in the area. The Goats played there more than a few times and while this was technically an Extra Glenns show, it’s the same vibe.

The two versions are slightly different and some lyrics get transposed but both versions find a typical Goats/Glenns narrator bitterly commenting about a partner, but, notably, also saying they plan to nuzzle up against them. We don’t have the whole story here, as we often don’t, but I imagine they protest too much.

584. Down Here Where the Bullet Bills Are

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The existentialism of an enemy marking time for a hero fills “Down Here Where the Bullet Bills Are.”

Track: “Down Here Where the Bullet Bills Are”
Album: Unreleased (but included as part of an email newsletter from the band in 2019)

You could easily leave out “Down Here Where the Bullet Bills Are” from a series like this. The line of what is “a song” or what we’re “allowed” to talk about is blurry, anyway, but despite a rule about not talking about the adorable songs John Darnielle has written expressly to sing for his kids, I think this one “counts.”

It’s a short song about the life of an enemy from the Mushroom Kingdom of the Mario games, presumably Super Mario Odyssey given the details about a cap and the time this was recorded. There are other Mountain Goats songs that happen in the world of video games and, yes, even other songs that happen in the Mario universe. But this one works because it’s silly on the surface, with a title that came straight from John Darnielle’s son, but it’s also a sneaky commentary on what happens beyond the hop-and-bop world of Mario. I won’t try to make the case for this as some grand macabre statement about heroes and villains, but it does, at least, briefly make you wonder what life must be like as you wait your turn for the hero to come for you.

583. Warm Lonely Planet

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The couple in “Warm Lonely Planet” spends a night outside in the rain on the precipice.

Track: “Warm Lonely Planet”
Album: Unreleased

There are a lot of Mountain Goats songs that take place on porches outside of houses in fields. We get a few details about the setting of “Warm Lonely Planet,” where the power is out from a storm and there’s live wires or other danger out in the yard and there’s water coming down all around two people who need to take shelter outside of their actual shelter. My grandparents lived in a house much like this one, in a cow pasture across the street from the childhood home of Johnny Cash. I can’t help but picture it for these two, though I assume the setting is closer to the Colo, Iowa world that was likely in Darnielle’s head when he wrote this song.

Supposedly it was written for All Hail West Texas and didn’t make the album and definitely you can still download it right here on Jon Nall’s website. If you’ve been in a house like this in the hottest months of the year you can appreciate what drove these two to the porch, though we’re left to speculate on the state of the couple. There’s sadness in Darnielle’s delivery, but it’s not rage or misery. “Give me what you know I need” suggests any number of things. It would be a stretch to call this a love song, but we don’t know enough about these two to box it in. Just picture that warm night and the multitude of other nights that got them there.

582. Alpha Aquae

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The Alpha Couple hopes they can get to tomorrow by meeting some needs and not others in “Alpha Aquae.”

Track: “Alpha Aquae”
Album: Unreleased

Technically “Alpha Aquae” is an Extra Glenns song and it was also played at that famous Munchies show that I have written entirely too much about in 1992. You have a few ways to go when you think about this one, and that’s even before contending with it as an Alpha Couple song. I go back and forth on if the distinction between the Mountain Goats proper and the Extra Glenns is an important one or not, and for the live stuff I lean more and more towards it not truly being that critical to draw distinction. The performance can differ, for sure, but the songwriting typically tends to be so similar that you wouldn’t notice if someone didn’t tell you.

These are our heroes, alright, as they taunt each other and lament that they don’t know (or care, likely) what season it even is through their miserable time together. At this point they’re still sleeping together (though maybe just sleeping together) though they are “cursing each other” and “cursing the weather.” The narrator recalls the title and calls for water, over and over, and it descends into that space all of the Alpha tales descend to, eventually. Much like the Goats/Glenns differences, the Alphas maybe aren’t the same two in these songs but maybe they are. You can see them, either way, can’t you? You can feel that hot bedroom, maybe in Florida or maybe not quite yet, and that hope that a glass of water can stave off what comes next?

581. Hello Sarah

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The Sarah in “Hello Sarah” is the original Sarah, but our narrator is somebody very much removed from that world.

Track: “Hello Sarah”
Album: Unreleased

There are people who must have heard “Hello Sarah” back in the 1990s. It was never officially released, though someone archived this comment from John Darnielle on the band’s forums in 2009 where he said that he thought it was taped but was definitely recorded on a radio session. My guess is it was played a few times (or more than a few times) in the early days but then unearthed a few times for more modern solo sets as songs like this tend to come back. The two “modern” performances that are documented are one in 2018, where it was the only unreleased song played that night, and this recorded one from DC in 2009. There are, certainly, others, but this is what we have.

On those same forums, Darnielle called this song a “fever-dream of a guy who… imagines himself as Abraham reborn.” Without that comment, would your mind go to Abraham’s wife when trying to guess who the titular Sarah was? Maybe, or maybe it should, but I know mine wouldn’t. Sarah and Abraham gave birth to a child despite her advanced age, which is a literal miracle in the narrative of the Bible. Sarah was heard to laugh at the idea that it would happen, which is what I think we’re meant to recall in the final verse here. Maybe that’s reaching, but at the very least through these (relatively) ancient forum posts, we can picture what our narrator here is picturing. 

580. Down to the Ark

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“Down to the Ark” reimagines the 2008 American election as having even grander consequences.

Track: “Down to the Ark”
Album: Unreleased (recorded for Weekend America, a public radio show for American Public Media)

“That’s just not sort of what I do.” – John Darnielle, on writing political satire without being partisan.

“Down to the Ark” exists solely as a one-off recording for Weekend America, a now-defunct radio show from Minnesota. You can still read the comments on the original post here, and the fact that so much of this still exists on the web for a radio program that hasn’t aired in almost fifteen years is both remarkable and a testament to public radio in some sort of way. The song was written for “Super Tuesday,” the day in American elections where, typically, the primary candidates for political parties are decided given the number of states that vote on that same day. It certainly felt like the end of days for American politics in 2008, which, in turn, feels quaint now as I write this in 2023. I’m sure if you’re reading this later than that, you’ll laugh at even what we thought was the end of days in 2023. I hope that’s not true, but, well, you’d know better than me, right?

The “sticker for our shirts” is the “I Voted!” sticker you’ll get if you vote in an American election, because we need a treat to entice us to vote. In Darnielle’s tale, we’re voting for literal monsters and thus have “just one way to go.” John Darnielle has talked before about people reading too much into some non-political songs but in the years since 2008 he’s had a whole new generation of fascists to write about. There’s a lot to unpack about any political song — Darnielle is a staunch liberal, so the “just one way to go” only works if these are actual monsters — but especially so for one frozen in 2008.

579. Rockin’ Rockin’ Pet Store

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John Darnielle was happy to leave “Rockin’ Rockin’ Pet Store” as a joke on the sidelines, but it’s worth your time.

Track: “Rockin’ Rockin’ Pet Store”
Album: Unreleased

Nineteen years ago this week, John Darnielle last played (as far as we know) “Rockin’ Rockin’ Pet Store” in Michigan. He opened an ask to the crowd about what he should play and the answers were, honestly, as someone who has heard hundreds of live recordings, surprising. One person asks for “Death Metal Band” and Darnielle says “we’ll get to that” (which he wouldn’t, interestingly, especially for the time) and another guy asks for “Store” many times in a row and is denied and unacknowledged. Let me just say again that “Store” is one of the best few dozen Mountain Goats songs but Darnielle has said he hates the yelling it requires, thus, again, we are denied.

But we do get this outta nowhere song that was old then and it’s two decades later now. You can read the whole story on the wiki about why it’s called that and how a moment with Franklin Bruno led to it. That may close the book on this one for you. For me, it’s always that early version with some form of the Bright Mountain Choir. They barely sing, compared to some of the other ones, but that younger version of Darnielle really hammered this one that one time.

578. Tulsa Imperative

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Does it matter if the sky literally comes down upon you, with the right person, in “Tulsa Imperative?”

Track: “Tulsa Imperative”
Album: Unreleased

How many of these are there, I wonder? The story goes that John Darnielle couldn’t get a take of “Tulsa Imperative” that he liked and thus it got put in the bin. I am repeating a story I can’t verify there, but it does seem reasonable based on Peter Hughes releasing his version as part of his band Diskothi-Q which you can hear here that, honestly, sounds a lot like the version that we have today. It may seem weird to say this, but Peter Hughes has to be the biggest John Darnielle fan out there. He saved an unknowable amount of projects from the mercurial tendencies of the frontman and obviously is an indispensable Goat even beyond his “fandom.”

“Tulsa Imperative” seems to describe a UFO but, in typical early Darnielle style, it uses a spectacular event as lead-in for a person saying that even that magnificent moment pales in comparison to what we have right here, right now. My read may be way off, but I see this as another one in that long list of love songs about someone who should, probably, be taken by something else, but they are just so in love with the heat and the moment and it’s you, of course, it was always going to be you.

577. Brandy Let’s Go

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Multiple threats and multiple problems surround our duo in “Brandy Let’s Go.”

Track: “Brandy Let’s Go”
Album: Unreleased (Released online by John Darnielle in 2008)

As I mentioned with “Hye Kye,” John Darnielle asks that people donate to one of two charities if they download songs from this three-song online release and here is that link. He released this song and two others after the fanbase donated to help a friend of his who was mugged and hurt badly. He’s put out a number of older songs over the years in similar situations, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t drop the link.

“Brandy Let’s Go” is the best of the three, I think, and honestly one of the best of the early, unreleased ones. Guns don’t show up all that often in Mountain Goats songs, generally because the threat of emotional violence looms larger than that of physical violence for many of these characters. Here we get a little bit of both, though the gun itself is less important than, as always, what these two are going through in a much larger sense. One sees fury in the other’s eyes and an otherwise silly moment of tracing constellations in the sky is surrounded by grander commentary on love being gone. I love the delivery of this one as much as I do that common Goats feeling of wondering just what we’ve stumbled in on with these two.

576. Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone

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The unofficially titled “Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone” is another snapshot that reveals a lot of what we don’t see.

Track: “Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone”
Album: Unreleased

There’s no real title for “Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone,” which I did not realize and hadn’t really thought about. I’ve talked before in this series about a phenomenon that’s related to the unreleased songs in that a lot of them don’t really have any “secondary texts.” Phenomenon might be too strong a word, but I started this series because I couldn’t find anyone who had ever written one word about one of my favorite Mountain Goats songs and I wanted to talk about what I thought it meant because it seemed very much in doubt. You do not need to do that with this one.

The narrator of “Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone,” or whatever you decide to call it in your head, goes downstairs and eats cake. We get a few details about this person that fit in with other narrators in the world of the Goats, most notably that they have to check their ID to know which birthday this is, and mostly we’re in familiar territory. Maybe your backstory differs from mine, but it’s hard to argue with the forced nature of the narrator saying they thought about them “a little.” It seems unlikely and it definitely is related to the idea that this relationship once was so strong it consumed from within. We’re in and out of this song, but there’s enough here for two whole lives.