“Billy the Kid’s Dream of the Magic Shoes” is about Billy the Kid and some special shoes.

Track: “Billy the Kid’s Dream of the Magic Shoes”
Album: Chile de Árbol (1993) and Protein Source of the Future…Now! (1999)

At a show in Baltimore in 1996, John Darnielle told the audience “the old ones hurt my hands more.” He also called “Billy the Kid’s Dream of the Magic Shoes” very old. It was three years old at the time and is much, much older now.

The song details Billy the Kid, famous American Old West murderer, as he tells the audience that he does not care that he is going to be killed because he has special shoes. He has special shoes, you see, and he has them on. This repeats. It’s important to Billy the Kid that you know he has special shoes and that he does not fear what comes next.

For a song from 1993 about magic shoes, this has gotten a lot of play at live shows over the years. Most of the live performances follow one person asking for it, as one does, by yelling the absurd title from the crowd. In recent years, John Darnielle has commented and called it “sloppy.” He’s also commented on the fact that people yell for it, but it’s often only one person and it’s their fault if he plays it. It’s not productive to follow that thread too far, because he’s playing it because he wants to, but it’s interesting to think about the person that yells for the song about Billy the Kid’s magic shoes.

I don’t know why someone would love this song and call for it, specifically. Someone at a benefit show once paid a ton of money for “Pure Honey.” There is something about Mountain Goats fans that draws them to these strange tracks, so if you’re one of those people, here’s your song about special shoes.